seinfeld s08e18

the one where kramer
swims the east river and smells
like fecal matter

envy

dogs have it easy
they poop wherever they want
someone picks it up

Internet

Time Warner came here
To connect us, two weeks late
Those pieces of shit

Buttery Crust

Domino's Pizza,
You make my poop so fragrant.
It's unusual.

Totinos Pizza Rolls

every time i try
i end up in agony
then i poop them out

Beer

good nights out, bad ones
any kind of drinking night
beer shits feel the same

i/

my diet has changed
burgers and pasta, no camp
haven't pooped all day