where function meets form

Friday, May 6, 2011

gulf of poopxico

galveston texas
you'll feel slimy when swimming
you'll find brown water

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

double dinner

so full of pizza
shouldn't have had the dumplings
i'm gonna explode

Sunday, May 1, 2011


candy bars floating
beneath my suspended ass
want an almond joy?

Thursday, April 28, 2011

seinfeld s08e18

the one where kramer
swims the east river and smells
like fecal matter


dogs have it easy
they poop wherever they want
someone picks it up

Friday, September 17, 2010


Time Warner came here
To connect us, two weeks late
Those pieces of shit

Friday, September 3, 2010