gulf of poopxico

galveston texas
you'll feel slimy when swimming
you'll find brown water

double dinner

so full of pizza
shouldn't have had the dumplings
i'm gonna explode

tempting

candy bars floating
beneath my suspended ass
want an almond joy?

seinfeld s08e18

the one where kramer
swims the east river and smells
like fecal matter

envy

dogs have it easy
they poop wherever they want
someone picks it up

Internet

Time Warner came here
To connect us, two weeks late
Those pieces of shit

Buttery Crust

Domino's Pizza,
You make my poop so fragrant.
It's unusual.